Kick Ass Pictures brings you Andy San Dimas — For a long time both geologists and Greek oceanographers have been imploring Andy San Dimas to name a fault line after her. And, like a true porn chick, she's thinking about it, wondering what's in it for her. While Andy mulls her answer, allow us to comment on her natural recesses which she so boldly exposes and offer the risk assessment involved. Obviously one step in that gash (which formerly ran an Amtrak route, by the way) and it's all over for anyone, including guys with 46 inch waists. And that lethal sphincter with just one sneeze at the wrong time looks like it could be a problem as well. In summation, Andy strikes as the kind of girl you'd like to toss around on the davenport, but we wouldn't suggest doing it during an earthquake.