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Kick Ass Pictures brings you Victoria Lawson — With the invention of the bikini by Jacques Heim and Louis Reard in the late Forties, ass men have constantly fantasized of women slipping off those sexy, abbreviated polka dot bottoms and using their butts as a socio-economic weapon. It's a known fact, and both Freud and Jung conducted studies long before there were even skimpy two piece bathing suits around. Now, had the lovely Victoria Lawson lived in that gaslight era, neither Freud nor Jung would have lived long enough to expound on their theories- thanks to premature heart seizure, probably- and none of us would be as screwed up as we are, both mentally and sexually. Thanks to women like Victoria, whose rectal talents obviously beg for up close observation, there's less of that problem in the 21st century. Okay, who are we kidding? Thoughts of Victoria's ass will be with us all day and may prompt us out of sexual tension to knock off a gas station. At least that's the alibi we'll be offering the cops.
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